Shit bitches!

Update...

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 20:55:55 GMT

Today, nothing happened a few days ago though I like went to see friends (B, Renee, and Chris) and we like went to see like An Inconvenient Truth (oh god, drowning polar bears). Then we went to like Rasputin and I purchased a Cex "EP" and Public Image Ltd.'s "Best album" (it's like totes not, far too Joy Division-y even though it's pre-Joy Division. But I digress). Then we went back to B's place of residence and watched Rocky Horror Picture Show and I dared Renee to wash my shirt, because I suck at eating. Later Chris married us (Renee and I) unfortunately B in her sleep had done it before, thereby negating it. Chris and B fell asleep (like girls) so Renee and I went downstairs and talked mostly about how bad ass we were as little kids. I went to bed at five, her at six. I awoke at about ten when Chris left, went back to sleep got outa bed at eleven. Talked more/listened to Pere Ubu on MySpace, because they're wonderful. Went to J-Town and got photographed by a booth, found two group of one guy and two girls who were so biting off out style, it was like Bizzaro world. Left Renee and B at the Subway. walked to the station picked up my copy of Animal Farm (which had been in one of those free newspaper things for almost a day and a half. Got on the train with a quarter left in my pocket. Ate at Denny's with Mom and talked about DUB, and Graham Parsons and Sparks (the band)(This is why my Mom rocks) went home killed people for the Dark Brotherhood (Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion)went to bed at four.

Oh band best part. I wore Renee's jacket. And it's as good as it's made out to be... Oh god so comfy. In fact it's the only reason I'm updating this.

It's like wearing a blanket.

I lost my hat today!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:28:19 GMT

In the San Carlos Train Station. The hat was alter recovered by authorities, and returned to it's owner.

Fuck Tim Burton

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:18:20 GMT

I wasted $6.75 to see Corpse Bride today and all I got was the same recycled crap from all his other movie. Stupid Tim Burton and his stupid goth fan-base. Stupid.

Oh I remembered stuff to post!

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 21:00:01 GMT

One here is the best Nothing Nice 2 Say comic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/20050914.gif

Also look at these two pictures and try to argue that Charles Manson and Julia Roberts are not in fact on in the same:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/charles20manson.jpg
Manson

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos36/julia-roberts.jpg
Roberts

Update.

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:42:47 GMT

*updates with interesting and humorous comments about life and what people are doing in it*

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 09:31:02 GMT

I Am A: True Neutral Human Thief

True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan!

Just what I thought it would be. I am such a nerd.

I can't figure out

Fri, 27 May 2005 08:23:04 GMT

I spent more of the early hors tryin' to figure out if Tegan and Sara were hot.

I (with great help from Devon) have figured out that they're kinda plain except for the whole playin' guitar and have cute voices kind pushed it over the edge of hot-itude.

Here are some photos I like or did not.

Hot:
http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/THEWB/Images/Dynamic/i45/Music-TeganSara-artist_1x1_180.jpg

http://svr20.thump.net/1217311/coreyh/teganandsara.jpg

Not:
http://www.teganandsara.com/uploads/tegansojealousshoot.jpg
Fuckin' mulletish thing.

I'm gonna be drivin' deeper into California later today... fuckin' hicks.

Hella.

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 07:46:59 GMT

You're Geek Chic. Offbeat and with a thumbful of
calluses, you spend most of your time catching
Simpsons reruns and sucking down raspberry
Jell-O. However, you're still a hipster,
you've still got your own style, and you
probably dig the Velvet Underground's "Who
Loves the Sun?"

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 08:32:55 GMT

I recreated myself in The Sims 2... I'll post picture when I get 'em.

In other news I have yet to do my home work.

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 08:48:38 GMT

David Mike Godon's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chips Jack

Your fashion designer name is David Dublin

Your socialite name is Popito San Francisco

Your fly girl / guy name is D God

Your detective name is Squid Aha

Your barfly name is Ice Cream Wine Coolers?

Your soap opera name is Mike Laurel

Your rock star name is Lemon Heads Cheetah

Your star wars name is Davgus Godale

Your punk rock band name is The Meh Banana

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 10:02:45 GMT

I just found out that two very good friends of mine arn't talking too each other. This disturbs me a great deal seeing as one of them has no idea why this is happening and they didn't even try to work matters out. So I guess I'll try to figure out what I can do because as far as I'm concerned this is some serious shit..

Mitch Hedber, Dies at 37

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 18:27:52 GMT

He was my favorite stand up comic. I will miss him very much.

If you're not familiar with him please check out this site:
http://hometown.aol.com/valleygirl1983/mitch.html

Most terrible flash animations ever?

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:30:32 GMT

Quite possibly. It' got it all! Goths summoning demons, cursing, gratuitous amounts of sex, ungodly stupid plot twists and terrible joke/comebacks. Man is it ever terrible... Wanna see?

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/rosethorne.html

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/rosethorne2.html

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/rosethorne3.html

There's part one tow and three for you.

Oh but I think my favorite part is the scary looking teddy bear how new original and different.

Far Cry.

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 09:20:49 GMT

I spent the whole day playing the game Far Cry. Damn, it was great sure it's your standard first person shooter fare except for the 1.2Km draw distances and the fact that whole island in the Pacific were mapped or in there entirety. Not to mention there is something very satisfying raining flaming death upon mercs via rocket launcher. Also evil mutated moneys . Man I hate those moneys.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/Far_Cry.jpg
That is 1.2 Km of game.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/FarCry20SM3.jpg
(Insert joke about how sexy that is LOL)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/far20cry20screenshot201.jpg
I just think that pictures awesome, Also that knife is for gutting fish.

Also it would be great if someone could tell me how to post images strait into the post.

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 06:02:03 GMT

So I just thought I should update this. Nothin' really happened today. Some "girl" who claimed to be from Mid-Pen IMed me and said I was hot. I was confused For I have never heard the words "You" and "Hot" in the same sentence. (S)he Claimed to be named Lola. If anyone has the slightest idea who this is please tell me.

El oh el I'm so silly!

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:14:39 GMT

I just added myself to my friends list, Isn't that just so kooky! Ahahahahaahahaha...

Ahahah <3

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 08:23:00 GMT

http://www.konamijpn.co.jp/products/mgs3/japanese/movie_4_hands.swf

A tech test for Metal Gear Solid 3.

Here are three more that arn't as good.
http://www.konamijpn.com/products/mgs3/japanese/movie_1_snake.swf
http://www.konamijpn.com/products/mgs3/japanese/movie_2_bomb.swf
http://www.konamijpn.com/products/mgs3/japanese/movie_3_sokolov.swf

Five minutes of Photoshop

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:15:44 GMT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/melon_of_satan/mastermonroe.jpg

More like master... Like master... master queer!

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:42:34 GMT

I can't stop staring at this piece of paper that I bled on about two weeks ago... it's kinda odd.

I need a new icon. Get it for me!

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 09:46:06 GMT

It needs to be 100x100 pixles ot something that could be shrunk easily into that like a 200x200 picture or even 200x210 and it must have green and grey as the only colors in it (or at least primary colors). if I can't find one and you can't wither I might be forced to make on in photoshop.

Also I'm gonna go hangout at my friend Williams house later today and I found out I don't have school on monday, but I do have it the rest of the week.

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 10:41:36 GMT

Oh also I messed around with the colors abit.

Today was very eventful.

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 10:00:32 GMT

So I had to get up at 8Am to catch the train so I could go hangout at my old school I missed the train by literally three second (I was on the wrong side of the tracks). I had to get a ride from my dad, he picked me up at Kepler's book store, Whilst I was waiting at Kepler's I was reading a book about things I wasn't supposed to know. I read a chapter on how much Shakespear love the vagina and so on. When I got to Mid-Pen I had missed the first class (I didn't care though) in second period I watched most of the second half of America Beauty (I hate teenagers) then break. Some dumb ass kids had gotten kicked out for doing drugs on campus so there was an assembly about it. I got to go to some sex-ed class too. We had so suggest differn't slang terms for sex and stuff of that matter, so I dedicated myself to making up new slang terms such as Finding Nemo for when you have sex. Here is an example:
Guy1:Hey dude!
Guy2:Hey dude!
Guy1;Man, I gotta find me some Nemo.
Guy2:I need to have sexulal relations myself.

Also punching the robot is a good name for masturbation if you ask me.

After that my friend Devon had PE and I was all like fuck that shit (in my head) so Devon said something along the lines of "We should de a co-project together. Because I'm a co-dependant" So I decided to just do a parody of all those annoying art projects girls seem to like. I had it all Bad painting, eyes coming outa no where crying a phase on it that was something like "We have progress" er, somthin', I also watered down some of the paint and made it drip.
Damn that was fun.

So after that I was going to get a ride home but instead some friends and I decided to go to Malibu Grand Prix because it was ten dollar Thursdays and if you had a wristband you could play all the games for free. Instead of coughintg up ten bucks for a fuckin' wristband I just decided to see how long I could play without any employs noticing I didn't have the wristband...I played for about four to five houres before they finaly caught me (to there credit the were very nice about the whole thing). Then we went to Toys 'R' Us (it being about seven in the PM by now) and just messed around there. I was messin' around with the best game ever It's call "A Dogs Life" and you get to play as a dog and you get smell-o-vision and shit like that, oh also can grab chickens and shake em around 'till all there feathers fall off. Man this was a good day.

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 09:19:13 GMT

Hmm that's odd. I got the garage band as what kinda rock I am but It did hair metal...

Heh Sweet

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 09:00:08 GMT

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 06:37:25 GMT

I bought the Violent Femmes best of Cd today and it's like sweet sweet ears sex.

Also it's three days till my birthday so thats good...I guess...